24 Apr 2014

Bey (Bry) and I put rings on it.

We deserve it. 👌

Bey (Bry) and I put rings on it.

We deserve it. 👌

24 Apr 2014

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

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(via staybehindtheyellowline)

Tags:  #My whole life  #I just reassure myself that they're both true

24 Apr 2014

coketalk:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

The first season of Amy Schumer’s show was occasionally funny, but mostly just hacky and safe. This second season shit is subversive and brilliant. She’s really earned my respect.

23 Apr 2014

ellenbourne:

Thanks for spending our education budget on fighter jets to ensure ‘edge’ in our ‘regional’ defense Abbott. Seriously, the most dangerous thing in Australia is probably a fucking box jellyfish and I don’t think a fighter jet (a model that’s been plagued with issues too) is going to help with that. Someone needs to throw a vegemite sandwich at this idiot.

23 Apr 2014

Tony Abbott and Climate Change

popthirdworld:

Tony Abbott claims to believe that man-made climate change is real. Here is what he has done so far to fight it:

- cut renewable energy funding.

- cut CSIRO funding.

- cut commitments to 5+% carbon reductions.

- abolished the Climate Commission.

- abolished the Minister for Science.

-…


23 Apr 2014

Lessons Learned From Menstruation Pop Quizzes While Being Intersex

autostraddle:

Lessons Learned From Menstruation Pop Quizzes While Being Intersex

Hey, there, Autostraddlers. Looking at me now, what do you see?

via Claudia Astorino Caption: What's up

What’s up (via Claudia Astorino)

Well, okay, don’t look at The Wild Thing.

I mean, if we were passing each other on the street and you saw me. How would you read me?

Before you could even think about it, your brain would probably stamp me: FEMALE. I can’t really blame your subconscious for doing so. Part of being a living thing is to…

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23 Apr 2014

Did I ever tell you guys about the time an officer threatened to arrest me (before even giving me an opportunity to comply, rude) because standing on the Alexandra Pde median strip with Ziggy and a Trains Not Tolls sign was “distracting”? 

That actually happened.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time an officer threatened to arrest me (before even giving me an opportunity to comply, rude) because standing on the Alexandra Pde median strip with Ziggy and a Trains Not Tolls sign was “distracting”?

That actually happened.

Tags:  #tunnelpicket  #diary  #raddlesnakes  #there will be video footage whenever our cameraman gets his act together

22 Apr 2014

Protester a rebel with so many causes | Herald Sun

I am SO JEALOUS of Tony. I want to know what The Hun would have smeared on me!!


Tags:  #tony murphy  #auspol  #politics  #east west link  #east west toll road  #trains not tolls

22 Apr 2014

fairmanrants:

Tristian and the racial discrimination act

22 Apr 2014

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

(via shawskankredemption)

22 Apr 2014

I could have been the litigant in the case against the East West Link - and I would have been, until I found out that my involvement would risk my admission to legal practice. 

I knew the worst thing about declining to be the litigant would be seeing the face of whoever stepped up in my place in the paper and feeling jealous.

This is that moment. I am jealous.

I have a lot of faith in this case. Ron Merkel had Bolt found to be in violation of s 18C. If anyone can take on the State of Victoria and Linking Melbourne Authority it’s these guys.

I could have been the litigant in the case against the East West Link - and I would have been, until I found out that my involvement would risk my admission to legal practice.

I knew the worst thing about declining to be the litigant would be seeing the face of whoever stepped up in my place in the paper and feeling jealous.

This is that moment. I am jealous.

I have a lot of faith in this case. Ron Merkel had Bolt found to be in violation of s 18C. If anyone can take on the State of Victoria and Linking Melbourne Authority it’s these guys.

Tags:  #auspol

21 Apr 2014

I have no explanation for my obsession with this show except that this woman flies her PRIVATE JET (propeller plane? light aircraft?) to King Island every so often to buy cheese.

Incidentally, such fine cheeses can be found in the deli section of every Woolies in Melbourne.

Also they have a dress up party for their dogs.

Really I see no fault.

(Source: whatisthisbushweek)

Tags:  #lydia schiavello  #real housewives  #real housewives of melbourne  #melbourne  #team lydia  #:')

21 Apr 2014

shawskankredemption:

I’m running for the Senate and the following will be some of my key policies

- all private schools burned down by 2018

- literally robbing rich people, just fucking robbing them

- throwing racists/homophobes/transphobes/misogynists in the bin, kicking them pretty hard in butt also

- free tamagotchis for all kids ages 5-11

- everyone gets to come to this country and have a fun time, literally everyone is allowed, i don’t care, just come over, and when u come u get a free snag in bread/vegie pattie and a ned kelly helmet

- banning/outlawing the television shows ‘supernaturals’ and ‘doctor what’ and heavily restricting/limiting discussion of bbc sherlock


vote for me 

Tags:  #AUSPOL  #PERFECTION

21 Apr 2014

charliehalter:

Australia: a nation of boat-people that locks up boat people, where you have to pay to declare bankruptcy, where a misogynist is minister for women, where the government champions free speech while starving media of information and firing public servants for expressing opinions, and where you have a right to bigotry but don’t you dare criticise a poor helpless right-wing columnist.

There’s some other things too but yes all of these things. #straya

21 Apr 2014

Um are these the intended sound effects for the end of Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 3 or

Tags:  #:/  #game of thrones  #mood ruiners  #i am very behind ok