do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Thanks for spending our education budget on fighter jets to ensure ‘edge’ in our ‘regional’ defense Abbott. Seriously, the most dangerous thing in Australia is probably a fucking box jellyfish and I don’t think a fighter jet (a model that’s been plagued with issues too) is going to help with that. Someone needs to throw a vegemite sandwich at this idiot.
Tony Abbott claims to believe that man-made climate change is real. Here is what he has done so far to fight it:
- cut renewable energy funding.
- cut CSIRO funding.
- cut commitments to 5+% carbon reductions.
- abolished the Climate Commission.
- abolished the Minister for Science.
Lessons Learned From Menstruation Pop Quizzes While Being Intersex
Hey, there, Autostraddlers. Looking at me now, what do you see?
What’s up (via Claudia Astorino)
Well, okay, don’t look at The Wild Thing.
I mean, if we were passing each other on the street and you saw me. How would you read me?
Before you could even think about it, your brain would probably stamp me: FEMALE. I can’t really blame your subconscious for doing so. Part of being a living thing is to…
tunnelpicket #diary #raddlesnakes #there will be video footage whenever our cameraman gets his act together
I am SO JEALOUS of Tony. I want to know what The Hun would have smeared on me!!
when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information
lydia schiavello #real housewives #real housewives of melbourne #melbourne #team lydia #:')
I’m running for the Senate and the following will be some of my key policies
- all private schools burned down by 2018
- literally robbing rich people, just fucking robbing them
- throwing racists/homophobes/transphobes/misogynists in the bin, kicking them pretty hard in butt also
- free tamagotchis for all kids ages 5-11
- everyone gets to come to this country and have a fun time, literally everyone is allowed, i don’t care, just come over, and when u come u get a free snag in bread/vegie pattie and a ned kelly helmet
- banning/outlawing the television shows ‘supernaturals’ and ‘doctor what’ and heavily restricting/limiting discussion of bbc sherlock
vote for me
Australia: a nation of boat-people that locks up boat people, where you have to pay to declare bankruptcy, where a misogynist is minister for women, where the government champions free speech while starving media of information and firing public servants for expressing opinions, and where you have a right to bigotry but don’t you dare criticise a poor helpless right-wing columnist.
There’s some other things too but yes all of these things. #straya
:/ #game of thrones #mood ruiners #i am very behind ok