11 Sep 2012

I don’t know, but if not it definitely raises a lot of questions. 
Like: How did Baby Simpson shed her Baby Weight so quickly? 
Did Weight Watchers sign on the wrong Simpson?
Is the reason Jessica Simpson isn’t ‘bikini-ready!’ a full three months after Baby Simpson’s birth because she was ensuring that her daughter would be, in time for her public debut? 
Does Jessica Simpson now see Baby Simpson as her role model and weight loss inspiration? 
I could go on.

I don’t know, but if not it definitely raises a lot of questions.
Like: How did Baby Simpson shed her Baby Weight so quickly?
Did Weight Watchers sign on the wrong Simpson?
Is the reason Jessica Simpson isn’t ‘bikini-ready!’ a full three months after Baby Simpson’s birth because she was ensuring that her daughter would be, in time for her public debut?
Does Jessica Simpson now see Baby Simpson as her role model and weight loss inspiration?
I could go on.

Tags:  #bikini  #diet  #jessica simpson  #thinspiration  #thinspo  #yelyahnire  #the message is: everyone needs to stop thinking so bizarrely about weight
  1. pseudointellectualforlife said: thats some pretty witty commentary
  2. sprinkledwords posted this

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