Here is the new law: if you cannot identify each and every product on a woman’s face, you can’t say that there are too many on it. It is forbidden.
Some guys don’t seem to understand that “a lot of makeup” to them, just translates to “makeup that has color” If a girl has on nude lipstick, a natural looking blush, and neutral colored eye shadow - that is actually the same amount of makeup as the girl with red lipstick, bright blush and a smoky eye. You would just prefer we trick you better with the makeup we are applying.
These girls have makeup on. They don’t wake up looking like this.