Zooey Deschanel is just a big copycat.

LOOK WHAT CAME. ✨🐬

Just in time to be a rainy day mermaid at uni.

Zooey Deschanel is copying me.

For those who weighed in on my what to wear: volunteering in Adam Bandt’s office dilemma this morning, this was the end result.

Turns out most people were in neat casual (jeans and a shirt) so I was a little overdressed but I overdress for life generally so I’m pretty happy with that.

I’m a Monday volunteer now. Overdressing for The Greens is something I will continue to do.

Crazy Asos skirt makes its third apearance, ft. new shoes that are much trickier to integrate into my wardrobe than I expected, and do not flatter my legs as much as I had hoped.

This is how you pick up Dachshund-owning men at the park.*

*Have not proven this yet but I reckon it might work one day.

Fashun Tip #1: Guest-of-the-band industry armbands go with EVERYTHING.

Happy Blue Stocking Week! 👖💙 💸

sprinkledwords:

jessinchina:

I’m on a yak!

As I said to my mother, there is a photo of me on a yak with multicoloured life-size ice castles in the background. Wearing a bear hat. How many people can say that?

It’s been more than a year since I last rode a yak in front of neon ice castles. :’(

andwhenithappens:

Spring onion pan-cake separation struggle feat. bits of @somtum_, @shawskankredemption, @jessica_ellen, @custron and @idiot_legs #latergram (at Shanghai Village Dumpling House)

The kind of entertainment I (and the pancake) provide if you invite me to places.

Outfit Selfie Outtakes: A Compilation

1. How to dress for uni and a 24 hour take home exam, only to be disappointed when you realise it’s actually a 7 day exam and your EXTREME COMFORT CLOTHING was unnecessary.

2. My favourite work outfits involve scandalous violations of the black-white-navy-charcoal rule.

3. The day I wore this multiple girls at work told me I looked “very trendy” which, from a group of 20 to 24 year olds, I’m pretty sure is an insult.

4. I always overdress for uni. On this occasion my solution was wearing my holey cashmere cardigan that Dad gave me after finding it left in his taxi. Ft. My imaginary thigh gap.

5. On days I wear this skirt I only shave half of my shins. 👍

6. Not a bad effort for the morning after an (actual) 24 hour take home exam and the long public transport trek from Fitzroy-La Trobe-city.

I saw Adam Bandt at the Gasometer for an hour-long study break but it’s just me and you again now, Corns & Tudor. 😔

I just had to open the door to the postman looking like this.

He looked far more excited than is polite.

My dark secret is that I take a selfie every time I wear a new outfit to work. Today my belt didn’t fit my waist so I felt paunchy and dumpy and unfit. But my boss said I looked “very [company name]” and the selfie was weirdly flattering so I’m going to leave it here for a bit.